Weapon	Kills
Nessie's Nine Iron	50
Cow Mangler 5000	22
The Direct Hit	15
Half-Zatoichi	12
The Force-A-Nature	9
Stickybomb Launcher	6
Grenade Launcher	6
Splendid Screen	6
Sydney Sleeper	4
Disciplinary Action	4
Black Box	4
Righteous Bison	3
Degreaser	2
Holy Mackerel	2
Scattergun	2
Powerjack	1
The Shortstop	1
Fan O'War	1
Demo Eyelander Taunt	1
Boston Basher	1
Ullapool Caber Explosion	1
Combat Mini-Sentry Gun	1