Weapon	Kills
Sharpened Volcano Fragment	31
The Amputator	25
Postal Pummeler	19
Fist Punch	17
Claidheamh Mor	17
Frying Pan	17
Scottish Handshake	14
The Tribalman's Shiv	10
Heavy Fist Taunt	9
Market Gardener	6
Iron Curtain	4
Knife	4
The Equalizer	3
Goomba Stomp	2
Cow Mangler 5000	2
Splendid Screen	2
The Big Kill	1
The Gunslinger	1
Scattergun	1